Andromeda Spaceways Inflight Magazine

Andromeda Spaceways - special back-issue bundle

You get 20 random issues of Andromeda Spaceways delivered to your door for $60!

Yes, order this bundle and our specially trained robot will select 20 - not 18, not 19 and definitely not 21 - issues of Andromeda Spaceways from our bomb-proof vault. The robot will then wrap these mags in newspaper, insert the parcel into a prepaid satchel designed and sold by none other than Australia Post and lovingly toss the whole thing into the nearest post box.

If you're lucky, the parcel will not contain any of the robot's digits ... or other extremities.

Note that our robot does not respond well to customised commands. The last time we demanded specific issues it sulked for a fortnight then despatched a photocopy of a steel colander. At least, we think it was a colander but it could have been its metal butt. (Robots have failsafes and duplicates for every conceivable bodily function.)

So, you'll get a random selection of issues. The only thing we can definitely guarantee is that there won't be any duplicates in the package.

Oh, there is one programming command our trained robot will obey: If you specify 'Early' when ordering, we'll tell it to start from the earliest available issue and work upwards until you have 20. If you specify 'Late', we'll tell it to start from a recent-ish issue and work backwards. If the range of issues ends up being 20 it won't make a blind bit of difference WHAT you specify, but the robot is smart enough to work that out for itself. (Of course, if the range is 19 issues we're all in trouble. Last time that happened it packed up bits of bookshelf, a square of carpet and half a window. Did I mention robots are really dumb? I mean, you read about these smart robots like Clunk and Daniel Olive-whatever, but they're fiction and we're talking real life just like Andromeda Spaceways and their fleet of intergalactic ships, the bomb-proof vault and all that stuff.)

Oh yeah, Offer available to Australia Only
Why? First, because overseas postage would cost more than the bundle
Second, because our robot doesn't do post office queues.
That came out wrong somehow.

Any questions about this deal? Just email accounts.asim@gmail.com

Regular price upwards of AUD$150
Your price just AUD$60.00 delivered!
(Web guy - make sure that last bit is in big red writing.
And tell your robot to leave my cat alone)

Australia Only AUD$60.00
20 issues selected at random
NO robot digits or assorted parts
NO pictures of colanders
... unless you get smart with issue numbers and stuff.
Includes postage within Australia ONLY

Checkout here:

If you have any problems, please email accounts.asim@gmail.com

If you have any complaints, join the nearest queue and wait for the robot